We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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