How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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