i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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