I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
