Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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