i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize