So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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