What tipped you off? The sombrero?
it's like iHOP with fire
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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