I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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