Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
