what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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