we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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