Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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