sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Operation Purity has been aborted
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You may now shotgun with the bride
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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