are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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