THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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