Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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