Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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