why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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