their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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