if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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