In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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