She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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