This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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