I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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