return my video game
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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