In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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