CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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