Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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