It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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