he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Sober January is a disaster.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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