just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I will be naked everywhere
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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