so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
