Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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