Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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