Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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