Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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