does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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