I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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