her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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