If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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