I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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