One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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