u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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