Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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