6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
zippers are such a cool invention
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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