On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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