with your own penis?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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