Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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