Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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