To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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