one might say we're banned from that church
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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