'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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