We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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