if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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